BiC Pens for Her

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Background: Apparently BiC Corporation couldn’t afford to have two different slogans for their products, so they applied their “for Her!” razor slogan to…

Ink pens.

Result: Hilarity on Amazon.

Someone has answered my gentle prayers and FINALLY designed a pen that I can use all month long! I use it when I’m swimming, riding a horse, walking on the beach and doing yoga. It’s comfortable, leak-proof, non-slip and it makes me feel so feminine and pretty! Since I’ve begun using these pens, men have found me more attractive and approchable. It has given me soft skin and manageable hair and it has really given me the self-esteem I needed to start a book club and flirt with the bag-boy at my local market. My drawings of kittens and ponies have improved, and now that I’m writing my last name hyphenated with the Robert Pattinson’s last name, I really believe he may some day marry me! I’m positively giddy. Those smart men in marketing have come up with a pen that my lady parts can really identify with.

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A user-submitted image on Amazon

BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen

Dear Bic, thank you for this charming pen, although I do wish the ink were scented, perhaps like strawberries or lilacs or kittens.

However, as much as most women would like to have a Cristal for Her Ball, sadly we do not have balls. Could you kindly change the name to Bic Cristal for Her Ovary? It would be so nice to have sparkly ovaries.

Thank you!!!!! ❤ ❤ :0)

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My goodness. I don’t know how I ever lived without a pen made especially for my delicate female hands. And in such pretty shiny colors too. Everyone knows that women are just like squirrels and we absolutely must have pretty shiny objects. Heaven forbid we try and write with just a simple regular black or blue pen. Why, the depression of such a fate would be enough to cause one to give up writing altogether. Thanks to Bic for it’s crystal shiny clear understanding of how to market to women and provide products that we so desperately need. And for Bic’s lack of condescension and patronizing efforts to create something for us poor delicate females and in solving such a monumental problem of huge, big, unwieldy, and plain masculine pens.

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OMG, I have to steal this. It has to be my official propaganda poster.

Gee, and here I’ve been using man pens all my life. It’s about time we women had a more expensive pen to use that only comes in pastel colors! We’ve come a long way baby.

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I love them! Right from the first time I used them, my hand was no longer strained by those terribly enormous manly pens. I noticed the difference immediately after, when applying make-up: my hand was steady and creative. Everyone kept asking what had I done to look so fabulous. I can’t wait for the 2.0 version, that comes with pen on one end, and eyeshadow on the other.

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One comment on “BiC Pens for Her

  1. Apparently I’m guilty of being a squirrel, because I AM attracted to shiny objects… xDD ❤ That's hilarious. I'd still use them though. I like pastel colors~

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