Plot Cards

Some months ago, a friend on Facebook provided an extraordinary link.

The main link was to Kickstarter. It’s an awesome place where people with ideas (of the creative type) can present those ideas to people who can choose to back their projects. It’s like a Mecca for artist entrepreneurs. (And a place I want to patronize, once I have some disposable income again). Typically, the proposer offers something in exchange for the initial backing—the product, once it’s completed, usually.

The specific thing I looked at on Kickstarter were the Story Forge Cards (they have since been fully funded; they will be in production in July 2012). You basically have something which looks like a cross between a tarot deck and Richard Simmon’s Deal-A-Meal.

You shuffle the cards and lay them out in a spread. There are various spreads for various types of stories. The position of the card in the spread tells you what its contents apply to (whether it be to a main character, secondary character, plot, etc.), and its contents are adjectives like cruel, unhappy, bright future, beautiful, daddy issues–you get the picture.

(That’s a simplified description; if you want to see them in action, watch the video.)

If you are a writer, the benefit is obvious: you will never suffer from writer’s block again. When you want to write something, you simply do a spread and write up whatever the cards suggest to your imaginative brain.

I really want these cards. Curse my poverty! Curse the fact that there is no gift-getting holiday for me between July and October!

But, I am not one to let something like a lack of money stop me from having something awesome. So I resorted to that old stand-by: make it myself.

Through hours of painstaking copying, pasting, and inserting Microsoft clip art–not to mention cutting and taping in real life–I made myself an entire tarot deck.

Now, you might ask, “Are you so poor you can’t afford a secondhand tarot deck from a used bookstore?” No, I’m not that poor, but tarot decks are so often about being pretty that they’re not practical. I don’t care about pretty when it comes to working; I want practical. So, aside from a small piece of clip art which quickly identifies the card, everything else on the card is text. I don’t have to memorize what the nine of cups, reversed, means; I don’t have to look it up in a book; its meaning is right there on the card. Move on to the next card, please.

The cards tend to separate well into cards for characters (the major arcana and the face cards from the minor arcana) and themes either for the characters or the plot (the minor arcana pip cards). If you already have a story started, but it’s stalling out, you can draw a card from one of these two divisions and then apply it to the plot or characters you already have.

If you don’t like what you’ve got, you can reverse the card (which usually gives you the opposite condition, although sometimes it’s a weaker or stronger manifestation of what you already have), or just draw another one. The purpose is not to let the cards write the entire story from beginning to end; the purpose is to give you an idea that you can roll with.

Does it work? Yes. I have just finished writing a contemporary romance story (it started out as a short story, but it morphed into a short novella) using my deck.

I only pulled three cards. The first, Death, reversed, was intended for my main character, and it suggested a person stuck in the past and/or mired in grief.

The next card was for the plot–the 9 of Swords, reversed. It foretold an end of suffering and coming back to reality. It also suggested that the past involved warfare or arguments.

The third card was intended for my secondary character. It was the King of Cups, and it suggested a man that was empathetic, alluring, and highly artistic.

I don’t think I could have gotten a more harmonious set of cards if I had picked them out intentionally.

From those I ended up with the story, “The Widow.” My main character, Carol, is still in mourning over her husband, who was killed in Afghanistan two years ago (there’s the warfare in the past). She is living a reclusive life, not leaving the house any more than she has to and not socializing with friends. Her friend, Bonnie, finally lures her out of the house with a gift of creative writing classes at the local college. On her first night there, she runs into (literally) the painting instructor. The next week he almost plows into her again, and, laughing about it, he invites her to get some coffee.

It turns out that Daniel is actually a locally well-known artist, and he and Carol begin meeting every week after class to discuss art and creative endeavors in general. It is on one of these evenings that Daniel becomes inspired to paint Carol. When their class term is over, she begins to model for him, and he taps into her grief to create a 1920′s Impressionist portrait which he entitles “The Widow.” But, in the process of working with him, Carol begins to heal and return to normalcy.

(I am in the process of getting some proofreaders for “The Widow” and hope to have it up for sale by the end of May.)

Besides using tarot cards, you can also use these 1936-edition Deal-A-Plot cards (warning: mega file download). They also help plot out a story, although they are much more specific than tarot cards or the Story Forge cards. For some people, that will be a blessing, but for other people, that will be too constraining–especially in light of the dated descriptions for people. I suppose Hagrid could qualify as a cockney, but he’s the only one I’ve seen in a story since about 1936.

So, there’s a writing exercise for everyone: print out the 1936 cards and give them a try. I am currently working on a new short story suggested by them, and I think it’s going to turn out pretty good. We shall see next month.

I’ve Heard of Eating Your Words, but Your Main Character…?

I saw this essay question on School of Fail, and I just had to answer it:

If you were a cannibal and were eating the protagonist from your novel, what side dishes would be appropriate?

This question seems especially humorous to me, given that the protagonist in Acceptance is a human who is permanently on the vampire menu.

If Anselm and Micah were full cannibals, and not just blood drinkers, it would start with a well-laid table. Anselm is too much a gentleman to gnaw on a barbecued forearm while watching a football game. He would have to elevate his cannibalism to a respectable, formal dinner–if only to do honor to the person served on the platter.

There would be fine china and a variety of dishes. Anselm would wear a suit, although Micah would think an Oxford and black dress pants are good enough for dinner.

Kalyn is not small woman, so they could probably get three courses and a small dessert out of her. She is very athletic, so the meat would have to be tenderized and cooked carefully, as there isn’t much fat in it. Fatter parts (like breasts) would have to be sliced and laid on top of the meat and allowed to melt in for flavor and tenderness.

The liver pate–served as an hors d’oeuvre on a cracked pepper water table cracker–would be exquisite because Kalyn’s still young and healthy (or, rather, was). There would also be a black pudding served on Melba toast, with some celery and tiny grape tomatoes as a colorful and flavorful side.

The first course would be to Anselm’s tastes: a roast in the European medieval style, with figs, dates, and currents–spiced with red wine, cinnamon and cardamom–baked under a thick batter of flour flavored with salt and parsley. (It’s like a pot pie, only there’s a top crust and no bottom crust.) The sides would be a peas pottage spiced with powdered deuce and a dense rye bread with a spreadable blackberry cheese. It would be served with a heavy medieval beer–sweet and lacking in hops.

The second course would be for Micah: thin-sliced, tender cutlets in an apricot sauce; a side of lentil pottage, spiced with mint and a dash of date honey; a couple of pancakes of couscous just a little brown and crisp on the outside, with a little sprinkling of cracked black pepper; and a pita-type bread with honey butter. It would be served with a dray red wine.

Dessert would be a chilled flan made from bone marrow and a spiced pomegranate drink, flavored with a little blood.

Now, if I was eating my protagonist, I’d have her deep-fried and would carelessly eat her with some potato wedges and nary a vegetable, while sitting at my computer and working on my next story (obviously I would need something new, since I’m eating my first main character). I would microwave the leftovers for the next two days before I finally get tired of fried human, but I’ll leave the rest in the fridge for another week, just in case. Finally I will wrinkle up my nose in disgust and toss the fuzzy-looking remains out the back door, where the half-starved neighbor dog and the raccoons could fight over them.

Conclusion: The person to be eaten has little effect on the menu. More important in the planning is who is doing the eating.

How NOT to Write a Summary for your Book

I will be the first to admit that I’m no summary/query writing genius, but many of the summaries I’m reading for the self-published crowd make me say, “WTF?”

If you’re going to self-publish, you must, must, must spend a goodly amount of time crafting your description. You are a salesman, and you have to tell me enough to get me interested in buying your story.

Random Sample #1

Mind Cafe, Lizzy Ford

The Mind Café: death’s waiting room and the only refuge for a woman trapped in her body after a tragic accident leaves her unable to do anything but watch the world and think. A fiction, paranormal short story just under 5,000 words, part of a larger collection of stories depicting a day in the life of the unique.

Number one problem with this description is the fact that it’s poorly written. Never mind the fact that it doesn’t tell me anything about the story–I’m just talking about poorly-constructed sentences and incorrect grammar. That does not bode well for the quality of the rest of the story.

Is the mind cafe only in the mind of the disabled woman? Is it some virtual world that she logs into to escape her disability? Is it a hallucination? This is supposed to be a paranormal story, so can I assume ghosts, aliens, alternate dimensions, angels, or similar are involved?

You shouldn’t give away the end of your story, but you certainly have to set it up.

Random Sample #2

A Different Communion, R Thomas Brown

The challenges to faith are many. Some of earthy origin, some from a more infernal source. Finding the right path is often easier than maintaining the journey.

This one is a little more interesting in the set-up, but still lacks important details. For one thing, it doesn’t tell me the genre. Given the reference to an “infernal source,” can I assume some paranormal activity? Does a demon or the Devil appear? An angel? God? Is this a mystery or Dan Brown-esque religious conspiracy thriller? Or is it just about regular people in a normal, real-life situation?

I can’t buy a story if I don’t know its genre because there are certain genres I don’t like to read and I don’t want to waste money.

Random Sample #3

The Rebelliousness of Trassi Udang, Patty Jansen

Short story. Published in the Belong anthology (Ticonderoga publications). Fifteen-year old Ari has plenty of run-ins with enforcers when he smuggles prohibited ingredients for his uncle and other clandestine restaurants in the B-sector of New Jakarta Station. But he stumbles on a rebellion that reaches far outside his insular little work, and is far more dangerous.

This description is better. I can tell that it’s science-fiction (the cover picture with a robot and futuristic clothing indicates that as well). The fact that it’s part an anthology, though, is off-putting because I have no idea if this is the first story or one in the middle. Should I already know Ari and what the New Jakarta Station is?

I wouldn’t buy this story unless I knew I was getting the first story in the series. And if it’s not the first story, then the author needs to say as much and direct me towards the first story.

Random Sample #4

The Winged Things, Caleb Casey

A hellfire sky, no power, winged things prowling. A strange apocalypse? Something worse? Hole up, or make a run for the nearest church? (A short story.)

This would be one of those WTF descriptions.

When it comes to writing query letters, rhetorical or unanswerable questions are a no-no. Book summaries/descriptions frequently end the description with a teasing question, but three questions in one description is right out.

Someone who reviewed the story mentions that the narrator has a great voice. Why not make the description from her POV? Set the story up. What happens when the author first sees the winged things? Build suspense. Make me wonder what’s going on and what’s going to happen to the narrator.

Even if the story is quite short, don’t skimp on the description.

Random Sample #5

The Snow Owl, Jon Hartling

Ben thinks his son’s talk of the magical kingdom of Lukana is just typical childhood imagination. But one winter day, when seven year-old Eric sculpts a snow owl in his backyard, he seems to set in motion events that cannot be anything but magical. Now Ben faces the terrifying prospect of losing his only child to a wintry spirit… a spirit that just might be the boy’s true father.

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner! I picked up a copy of this story because it sounds interesting.

Vacation Cometh

Me looking haughty in my handmade 14th century English garb. (It's the hair; I'm very vain of it.)

Vacations sure are a lot of work to plan, pack, travel, enjoy, travel, and unpack. To say nothing of catching up work upon your return and cleaning the house that you destroyed while packing.

Regardless, I am about to go on vacation to the middle ages. Every year, my husband and I go to southern Mississippi for a week and camp in our period tent and do various medieval activities. I’m teaching 4 different classes (and one I’m teaching twice), plus I will take take classes. I will also volunteer to do some illumination (we give handmade illuminations to people as a reward). Most of the men (and some women) will spend time fighting.

In most years, attendance is around 3,000-3,500. The economy makes it hard for some people to go, but this year it happens to coincide with most school’s spring breaks, so people with children who do not normally get to go will be there. So we should meet our average, if not a bit better.

So, since I’m going to be gone next week, there will be no episode of Bloodsuckers released. However, I do have a treat for my regular readers. If you go to Amazon on Saturday, March 17 (yes, St. Patrick’s Day), you can download a copy of my short story, The Last Golden Dragon, for FREE. I’m doing this in honor of Ireland–my spiritual home and the place where I conceived of and wrote the story.

This lovely picture–which is now paired with my story–was done by Oakendragon, whom I found on DeviantArt. She very graciously gave me permission to use it royalty-free, so it’s now on Amazon as my “book” cover.

I chose her picture because it’s close to what I envisioned my dragon looking like, plus he’s smiling and rather benign-looking. It’s actually rather hard to find a dragon which is more kindly than fearsome.

Looking through her art–and some of the other art on DeviantArt–makes me wonder about starting with a picture and coming up with a story based on it. That might be an experiment I’ll try after vacation.

In fact, let’s make that today’s writing exercise. Go on DeviantArt and find a picture that appeals to you. Then write a short story inspired by it (it’s okay if your story ends up looking nothing like the picture; creativity can evolve in some weird directions sometimes).

More Resume Blunders

In keeping with an earlier post on what not to do with your resume, here are a few more real-life examples.

Career Objective: To secure a position as an integral team member utilizing my current skills and acquiring additional skills and abilities.

[Insert annoying buzzer sound here] Wrong!

Number one, you don’t generally put an objective on your resume unless you are applying to a generic job description or giving them out to placement agencies or your network of friends and family. If you are replying to an ad for my company, I don’t need to know that your objective is to get a job at my company. That’s obvious. However, if you are passing out resumes like candy, this is a good place to note what industries/positions you are looking for.

This resume is not in reply to a posted job ad, so the Objective is okay in it, except it’s a horrible objective. “Integral team member?” Corporate B.S. speak. It makes me laugh—just like a Dilbert cartoon. But, that’s still not the worst offense. The worst offense is the fact that this objective is all about how a job (what job, I don’t know) at my company will benefit her.

This writer mentions in her cover letter (which is pretty good) that she’s looking for temporary/ contractual work. That is information that needs to be in the objective, because if the cover letter gets separated from the resume (likely!) no one will know what kind of job she is trying to fill. This is also the place to mention (as she did in her cover letter) that she is most skilled at/ prefers working in the X, Y, and Z legal areas.

Don’t fill this area with blather. It can be quite useful, if used properly.

“Various billing and accounting software.” List! In times like these, the more software skills you can list, the better. Not only may you hit pay dirt—by having skills in the exact same software that the prospective employer uses—but the list itself looks impressive; it speaks to your computer skills and your ability to learn different programs.

“Organizational Skills.” I’ve never seen anyone make a list of organizational skills before—not even me, and I’m a mad organizer. In my resume, I detail the major organizational tasks that I’ve completed. I do not use pointless phrases like “result oriented,” “self-directed,” and “quick learner.” What a waste of ink.

A truism of fiction writing is also applicable here: show, don’t tell.

The fact that you graduated college over 20 years ago is not important enough to list (unless you went to a private or magnet school AND you are searching for a job where dropping the name of that school might prove useful).

Do not put personal/ hobby information on an American resume! Especially don’t indicate your marital status, or if you have kids or grandkids. If you mention you have kids, you may be ignored because some employers don’t want people with kids, because parents frequently have to take off work for sick kids, school functions, etc. Don’t shoot yourself in the foot by mentioning kids in your resume or interview. And, for God’s sake, don’t mention grandkids! Ageism is a real problem in hiring these days, especially in certain industries (like computers); don’t show your age by talking about the fact that you’re a grandma.

In fact, it’s better to list the details of your work experience from the past few jobs than to list every job you’ve ever had by title. Let the employer see what exactly it is you can do (again, show, don’t tell). Where you fear ageism, “youthen” your resume by cutting off some of your older jobs. No one expects (or wants) to read the entire work history of someone in their 50’s or 60’s. Being selective about what you put on your resume isn’t a problem, so long as you don’t lie about dates, titles or responsibilities.

Good idea

Resume blunders aside, this lady had a good idea: offer her services on a part-time, full-time or contractual basis to all the attorneys in an area. If you’re desperate for white-collar work, this is a good strategy, because you may end up getting hired to cover for someone out on medical/ maternity leave

Overcoming Writer’s Block

I’ve been thinking about writing a post on how to overcome writer’s block, and while I was working on my long post about procrastination, it sort of flowed into beating writer’s block (because procrastination and writer’s block are often interrelated). So here is (hopefully) some help if you are a sufferer:

The Writing Center at UNC-Chapel Hill has a nice long article on procrastination and how to motivate yourself to write. They mean writing term papers, but it’s 100% applicable to writing and editing your novel or short stories.

One of the great things about National Novel Writing Month is the idea that the word count–not the quality of the writing–it what’s important. Editing is something for later. If you have trouble writing term papers or novels, try that approach: write x number of words or pages every day, no matter how sucky they are. I think you’ll be surprised, by the end, at how little of it is actually sucky. (At the very least, you’ll end up with a poor grade as opposed to the 0 you were going to get if you didn’t write it at all.)

Wait, I need to do more research!

No you don’t. There comes a point when more “research” actually translates into procrastination on the real task: writing. Trust, me, I know how you feel; I did the same thing with my senior history thesis. In fact, I knew so much about my subject going into my thesis, I had no idea how to condense it into one coherent idea.

Writing novels can be the same way; you may spend so much time researching that you can’t stand to waste all that info, so you cram unnecessary or boring information into your books. (I love Jean M. Auel, but I will confess I skip over her long paragraphs on flint napping all the time; I care only about the characters.)

While I do some research on the front-end for my novels, I do more on the back-end. For instance, while writing The Flames of Prague, I had no idea where my main character was living, other than it was a village a half-day’s ride from Prague. I also needed a small city which was within several hours’ ride of that place. When I needed to reference a city in the text, I just wrote __________ and highlighted it in yellow. After I got the story written, I went back and printed off a map of the area around Prague, plotted off a 15 mile radius around the city, and began researching the cities within the circle until I found one which most closely matched my hitherto fictional village. Then I also found a city which matched my needs for size and distance from my village. Now, when I do my edits, I will enter the place names and I will alter my compass directions (e.g. instead of riding east from Prague to go home, they will ride northwest).

I did the same thing in my trilogy. When I needed to know the name of a road, or school, or how long it takes to get from Knoxville to Israel by plane, or when Oak Ridge was founded, I either put in a blank line or wrote in what I thought was accurate and then highlighted it so I would know that I needed to go back and check my fact.

It takes less time to look for the information your story needs than it does to look at some of everything. It also saves time to do needed research in a large block of time as opposed to breaking your writing rhythm to look something up, then get distracted by blog articles (like this one–you know who you are!)

Likewise, do some general research prep for a term paper, then start it. There will be places where you are almost certain something is true, but you don’t have a source or quote to back you up. Just highlight your point and add a footnote and leave it blank. Then, once you have your first draft printed off, go back to the library and look for books or articles which are likely to contain the supporting material you need. If you have a good, general knowledge of a subject going into the paper, you are much more likely to find sources after the fact which support your position than you are to find out that your position is wrong and you need to rewrite.

If you’re stuck writing a novel–if your plot has stalled or your characters seem wooden and one-dimensional–try this trick: imagine you are being interviewed and think of questions someone might ask you (common questions asked of authors are: what was your source of inspiration? who do your characters resemble? where did you get the idea for x? what do you want your readers to take away from your story?) and answer them. You can speak them, as if you were being interviewed in person (something I will admit to doing when I’m alone on my commute to work), or you can write them. You can also look up interviews of authors online and copy some of the questions that were asked of them and answer them on paper.

Just trying to explain your plot, characters, and purpose to someone else (even if imaginary) will have you making plot connections and getting ideas.

While I didn’t write my character biographies until after I had the first draft of my first novel completed, some people do better if they put the character down on paper first, then write.

I also recommend writing a throw-away chapter. In this chapter, your main character will live a perfectly normal, boring day. What does your MC do? Where does your MC work? Where does your MC live? Can you draw a floor plan of the house (something that’s always handy to have in mind when you’re describing your character moving around the house)? What color is the bedroom? Does your MC have pets? What did your MC do before this book started?

I spend some time writing little snippets of background stories for my characters which will never appear in a book (although I might find a way to reference the incident) and this allows me to get to know them better–especially characters who are not my main character. It’s easy for secondary characters to be flat and without personality because you spend little or no time in their head and some or even most of the action doesn’t revolve around them. So spend some time in their head writing some of their life story, and you’ll find that they become much more lively on the pages of your actual novel. (For examples that I’ve done, see Joshua vs. McCarthy, Anselm and Micah Meet, Joshua’s Past) In fact, Joshua became so lively, I couldn’t bear to put him back into the background after the first book, so I specifically wrote him into the second book (not once, but twice) and he becomes one of my main characters in the third book.

Query Letter Time Again

Instead of doing the edits on Acceptance, I spent my weekend finishing the editing on The Flames of Prague. I think, though, that I’m going to go back and consolidate two chapters so that I can slip one more in; I think we need to see the birth of Jakub and Alzbeta’s son before we transition into Part Two, which picks up the story from that son’s POV.

And, just because it takes forever to draft, I have started on my query letter for the book. First version, as usual, was voted craptastic, but with some suggestions, I did a total rewrite. It’s like I have to get one (or three) bad query letters out of my system before I can write a decent one.

If you’re curious about query letters, look at the editing process and submit your own at NaNoWriMo’s Query Letter Critique. I feel I get good advice, without it being as brutal as some other query letter forums.

If you see anyone mentioning “the three questions,” which every query letter must answer, they are these:

  1. Who is the protagonist? (You don’t have to state this baldly–ex. Bob is my protagonist–but it should be clear from the letter who the story centers on. Repeat the main character’s name throughout the query.)
  2. What is the conflict? (I.e. what is the plot? What difficulty is your protagonist trying to overcome?)
  3. How is the conflict resolved? (You don’t have to give away the ending of your story, but you do need to at least suggest what is going to happen to resolve the ending.)